You know it could have been worse. It could have been named after food or an animal. Or Steven.
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Anyway… Guys, be good tomorrow and you Ladies – have a nice day. And for all the extraterrestrial ladies – you can come in peace any time you’d like. We will take you to our leaders. (We’re desperate, you know).
Love is a strange feeling that creeps up on you to bite you in the ass when you least expect it. At least, that’s what I’ve heard.
“You’ve gotta ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?” Well? If you were lucky you wouldn’t be here in the first place.
If you have this special someone tomorrow, remember: use protection.
