Love is a strange feeling that creeps up on you to bite you in the ass when you least expect it. At least, that’s what I’ve heard.

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Mo: Hey, how was your date with Marlene last night?
Me: Terrible. She's the most annoying person I've met. Don't set me up with your friends ever again.
Mo: She told me the exact same thing about you. It's like you're made for each other.