You know it could have been worse. It could have been named after food or an animal. Or Steven.

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Me: Listen, I have a date tomorrow and I really need to borrow some money from you.
Mo: No.
Me: Oh, come on! I really like this girl. I promise, if we get married and have children I will let you name our first-born.
20 years later:
Me: Dinner is ready! Mary, Mark, Fat Bastard! Dinner!