Here’s something new for ya! I’m experimenting a bit. They say that’s what college is for. But hey. It’s like. You know.

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Me: So, what are your new year's resolutions?
Mo: Well, this year I decided I won't be making any new year's resolutions.
Me: Wow... How original...
Mo: Well, smart-ass. What are yours?
Me: I decided to have a looot of sex with a looot of different women.