Admit it. You needed some fresh blasphemy today.

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God: Let's take a look at the good old Earth. It's been a while since my last... What the fuck!? Why are they fighting!? Who is this guy in white!? And what's up with all the beards!? I just looked away for 14 billion years. I cannot believe the mess I made. Wow... I guess I'm an atheist now.