History is a funny thing. Sometimes it’s so funny it’s depressing…

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Haiti, October 12th 1492.
Maya one: You'll never believe what I've found on the beach. A bunch of pale guys dressed in stupid cloths are riding big dogs. Oh man! I'm going to capture tchem and start some kind of freak circus. People from all the land will come to see it.
Maya two: Can I keep one?
Maya one: No! I discovered them!