It’s been awhile since the last strip, so here’s a double one for you.

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Politician: Obviously, left-wing ideology is wrong because it is based on the premise that all human beings are inherently good, while just a glance at the right-wing politicians will prove that it is just not true. And that concludes our party's mission statement.
Journalist: Sir, which party do you represent exactly?
Politician: The party downstairs.