Please don’t be an asshole to our planet – we don’t like that.

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#1
Me: Why the hell did you hit me?
Mo: Evolution.

#2
20 seconds earlier
Mo: Why do you throw garbage on the ground?! The bin is right there!

#3
10 seconds earlier
Me: ...so maybe human race dominating the planet and eventually leading to its destruction is also a part of our evolution...?